Welcome to the Theme Park Trader podcast. Your weekly dose of theme park news from around the world!
Episodes
Tuesday Nov 04, 2025
Tuesday Nov 04, 2025
Join us for episode 464 of the Theme Park Trader Podcast!
This was supposed to be a fun episode where we announced a DLP trip but it ended up with Ryan just shouting about Zootopia: Better Zoogether for 30 minutes.
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Monday Oct 27, 2025
Monday Oct 27, 2025
Join us for episode 463 of the Theme Park Trader Podcast!
This week on Theme Park Trader, we’re doing something a little different — and possibly insane. We kick things off with not one, but two games: first, we try to guess the top five most purchased items in Walt Disney World, and then we move on to naming the largest theme parks in Florida (with varying degrees of confidence).
After that warm-up, we dive straight into one of the most unintentionally hilarious corners of theme park fandom: the positive reviews of Fast & Furious: Supercharged. That’s right — we’ve dug through the internet to find the people who genuinely love one of the most notoriously bad attractions in Orlando.
Buckle up, because things are about to get Supercharged… with misplaced enthusiasm.
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Monday Oct 20, 2025
Monday Oct 20, 2025
Join us for episode 462 of the Theme Park Trader Podcast!
This week, Ryan and Donna dig into the once-great Walt Disney World table service restaurants that just don’t hit the same anymore. From the underwhelming ‘Ohana breakfast to the fading charm of Olivia’s Café, we’re talking all things food, nostalgia, and questionable menu changes.
We’ll cover:
🍳 The tragedy of ‘Ohana’s breakfast comeback
🐉 Why Nine Dragons has lost its flavour
🏰 The disappointment of dining inside the Beast’s castle
🚗 Sci-Fi Dine-In’s cool vibe but cold fries
🍔 The Plaza’s small-town charm that’s maybe a bit too small-town
Join us as we reminisce, rant (politely), and decide which of these fallen favourites deserves a second chance and which ones need to close the menu for good.
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Monday Oct 13, 2025
Monday Oct 13, 2025
Join us for episode 461 of the Theme Park Trader Podcast!
Grace is back on the podcast and she’s brought not one but two Disney trip reports with her! This week, she joins us to share all the magical highs from her adventures at both Disneyland Paris and Walt Disney World.
You can find Grace on Instagram and YouTube.
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Monday Oct 06, 2025
Monday Oct 06, 2025
Join us for episode 460 of the Theme Park Trader Podcast!
We’re diving deep into Halloween Horror Nights 2025 — ranking every house from worst to best and breaking down what made each one terrifying, spectacular, or a little underwhelming. From killer sets to unforgettable scares, we go into full detail on every maze, zone, and moment that stood out this year. Whether you’ve been through the fog already or are planning your trip, this is the ultimate HHN recap.
A reminder, if you have any questions for us, send us a message on TikTok or Instagram.
Monday Sep 29, 2025
Monday Sep 29, 2025
Join us for episode 459 of the Theme Park Trader Podcast!
We finally stepped foot inside Universal’s brand-new EPIC Universe, and we’re giving you the full review! From the jaw-dropping Celestial Park to the spooky thrills of Dark Universe, plus Mario Kart chaos in Super Nintendo World, we cover every land, every ride, and whether it truly lives up to the hype. If you’re planning a trip — or just want to know what’s next for Orlando’s theme park wars — this is the episode for you.
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Tuesday Sep 09, 2025
Tuesday Sep 09, 2025
Join us for episode 458 of the Theme Park Trader Podcast!
This week, we're reading out poor reviews of one of Disney's messiest (in terms of theming) theme parks, Disney's Hollywood Studios.
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Monday Sep 01, 2025
Monday Sep 01, 2025
Join us for episode 457 of the Theme Park Trader Podcast!
This week on Theme Park Trader, we’re stepping back in time to explore the UK’s oldest theme park — Blackgang Chine on the Isle of Wight. Opened all the way back in 1843, it’s a park steeped in history, charm, and more than a few quirks.
From its famous cliffside views to the mix of nostalgic attractions, dinosaurs, and family-friendly experiences, Blackgang Chine has been delighting visitors for generations. We’ll be sharing our thoughts on the park, its unique atmosphere, and how it compares to the bigger names in the UK and beyond.
Join us as we uncover what makes Britain’s very first theme park such a fascinating piece of theme park history.
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Tuesday Aug 19, 2025
Tuesday Aug 19, 2025
Join us for episode 456 of the Theme Park Trader Podcast!
In this episode of Theme Park Trader, we’re joined by Grace to chat all about her experience on Disney’s Cultural Exchange Program — from living and working in Orlando to discovering the parks in a whole new way.
You can find Grace on Instagram and YouTube.
A reminder, if you have any questions for us, send us a message on TikTok or Instagram!
Monday Aug 11, 2025
Monday Aug 11, 2025
Join us for episode 455 of the Theme Park Trader Podcast!
Step into pastel paradise! We’re diving into the full story of Disney’s Old Key West Resort — from its debut in 1991 as the very first Disney Vacation Club property to the laid-back coastal retreat you can enjoy today. Discover how it came to be, what’s changed over the decades, insider tips on the best rooms and transport hacks, plus how it stacks up against other Disney resorts.
But... before all of that begins, Ryan has a couple of surprises for Donna.
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